Lunch is Served!

Well, things change fast around here.  Yesterday, green peas and cottage cheese were awesome.  Now they suck. But the little guy's talking more and more.

Hello World, Now Listen to Me!

Hi there.  This being my first post, I'd just like to thank all the corporate and government grants that came together to make this blog possible.  I can now live comfortably in my favorite resort island of Capri while I send out my little missives on fatherhood, diapering, music, food, maybe, just maybe some politics.  Jealous?  I hope not.  As that is just a pipe dream.  But after millions flock to this blog, perhaps.

So, I have a just now 10 month old, Jasper and an almost six year old daughter, Jubilee who rule my world.  I'll see how it goes chronicling theirs and my escapades together.

Oh, and (I know you saw this coming) I'm a songwriter, audio engineer, producer guy with a groovy band called Gravity Plan.  Check us out. We're all a bunch of DILFs.  At least we think so... ;-)

Stay tuned....

Ahh, Those Pesky AIG Bonuses - Repost

Some great perspective on the "necessity" to pay the bonuses to the AIG wolves guarding the hen house.

March 18, 2009

Economic Scene

Paying Workers More to Fix Their Own Mess

By DAVID LEONHARDT

We cannot attract and retain the best and the brightest talent to lead and staff the A.I.G. businesses — which are now being operated principally on behalf of American taxpayers — if employees believe their compensation is subject to continued and arbitrary adjustment by the U.S. Treasury.

— Edward Liddy, chief executive, American International Group

Ah, retention pay. It has been one of the great rationales for showering money on chief executives and bankers regardless of how well they are doing their jobs. It’s just that the specific rationale keeps changing.

In the booming 1990s, companies supposedly had to pay retention bonuses because executives had so many other job opportunities. There was a war raging — a war for talent, said McKinsey & Company, the consulting firm.

Then came the aftermath of Enron, when new scrutiny and regulations apparently made some chief executives wonder if they still wanted their jobs. “I’m thinking of actually getting out,” David D’Alessandro, the head of John Hancock Financial Services, reported hearing from one fellow chief executive. The antidote to such doubts? Retention pay, obviously.

Now comes Mr. Liddy, the government-appointed chief of A.I.G., defending multimillion-dollar bonus payments for the people who run the small division that brought down the company. If the government doesn’t let them have their money, they will walk away, Mr. Liddy says, and nobody else will know how to clean up their mess.

We’ll get to the merits of his argument in a moment, but it’s first worth considering the damage that the current system of corporate pay has wrought. The potential windfalls were so large that executives and bankers had an incentive to create rules that would reward them no matter what. The country is now living with the consequences.

So any attempt to build a new financial system, one that’s less susceptible to bubble, bust and bailout, will have to include a new approach to pay. Yes, the issue is thorny. Some past attempts to rein in pay have ended up being feckless or even counterproductive. But that is no reason to give up.

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Nothing highlights the fiction of performance-based pay quite so well as retention bonuses. It turns out that, at least for chief executives, retention bonuses are almost entirely unnecessary.

Another Reason I Don't Eat Breakfast...

In case of rapture, watch this video.

Bailout Math

Makes things pretty crystal clear, I think!

Secret Plotters Plot Their Schemes From Back In The Day

The Plan: Secrets Circa 1984

You're Still Here?

Didn't we break up?

A Theme Song For Life

Wassup 2008

A nice little motivational video to get y'all out to the polls this year.

A Wise Man Once Said...

"I just have to rely on the good judgment of the voters not to buy into these negative attack ads. Sooner or later, people are going to figure out if all you run is negative attack ads you don't have much of a vision for the future or you're not ready to articulate it."

-John McCain, 2000

Colin Powell Tells It Like It Is